
Man stabbed with Master Sword in real life
I bet he uses the “I thought he was an Evil Gerudo King" defense. Juries eat it up every time.
Houston man Eugene Thompson told police he was forced to use a replica Master Sword to defend himself from his girlfriend’s estranged husband late Saturday night.
"He just walked right into the point of the sword, I don’t know if he thought it was a toy," said Thompson.
Master Swords: great for slaying evil AND home defense. [❤]
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